I'm about to recount a story. Let me set the stage for you:
Wal-Mart.
Enough said.
The woman in line behind us had a classic case of tummy-hanging-waaaaaay-down-past-pants-peeking-out-of-shirt.
I leaned over to Kelsey, "Would you like to know the definition of a dickey-do? Discreetly check out the lady behind us." As we're leaving, "That is a dickey-do. When your stomach hangs down farther than your dickey do!"
My sister overhears the conversation at this point and chimes in, "But what is it called on a woman?"
I paused, deep in thought. "A vickey-do?!"
Tell me we are not the best role models ever!
5 comments:
Hee Hee! We should not be allowed to hang out when the kids are around:)
LMAO. Sorry I hijacked this blog from Brandi, but that is hysterical!
Nene, you crack me up!!!
I've been waiting waiting waiting.....and waiting some more for a sinner post! Thanks for the update and the laugh!
...Vickey-do. Note to self: NEVER let your gut hang down lower than my vickey-do!
Have I ever told you I'm jealous of your sinner blog? Well, I AM! Help me think of a fun title for mine! :)
When you two sisters are together...watch out world!!! Love you daughters, MoM (Kelsey will definitely have been educated in embarrasment by the time she reaches 18!)
Hi Nene-
I hope you don't think this is strange, but I saw your comment on Natalie Hill's blog about her Dad.
I thought you might be interested in a blog that I found that is doing something AWESOME for the Hill family, and it seems pretty easy to get involved.
Go here:
http://the-stationery-place.blogspot.com/2009/10/cards-for-dads-card-drive.html
Thanks!
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